About Stuff Platforms Mobile layout unsupported. I don't know how I want it yet. Welcome to the early beginnings of my personal website! I'm hoping to make this the center of all of my online activity. At the very least, it'll be a good resource for myself to organize and refer to previous work. I've been procrastinating on building a personal page for myself and decided to finally grab a domain I liked and just put it out there to get the ball rolling.

If you couldn't tell, I like simple things. But, I sometimes try to push the limits of what's considered "minimal" to keep it fresh. You'll learn as you look around that I have a strange mix of dry humor, hyperbole, and the occasional blunt opinion(truth). Maybe a good way to describe it would be "playful monotony"? I don't know, I just work here.

Use the panel below to get accustomed to my obligatory motto. You'll see it often. I bet you're reading this.