About Stuff Platforms Mobile layout unsupported. I don't know how I want it yet. Welcome to the early beginnings of my personal website! I'm hoping to make this the center of all of my online activity. At the very least, it'll be a good resource for myself to organize and refer to previous work.

If you couldn't tell, I like things simple. But, I sometimes try to push the limits of what's considered "minimal" to keep it fresh. You'll learn as you look around that I have a unique mix of blunt opinionated truth, dry humor, and hyperbole. Maybe the best way to describe it would be "playful monotony"? I don't know, I just work here.

Use the panel below to get accustomed to my obligatory motto. You'll see it often. I bet you're reading this.